Christian's Biopoem

One of Christian's writing assignments was to write a biopoem. Here is what he wrote (a biopoem is a poem about yourself)

Christian Andrew
Funny, playful (was supposed to come up with 4 but he could only come up with 2)
Son of Stephen and Jennifer, cousin of Hunter and Camden, Grandson of Sarah, Andrew, Edwinna and Winton (he was going to write "son of Mom and Dad)
Lover of video games, bakugan (thank you Aline!), Spongebob
Who feels sad (because he has to go to school), happy, proud
Who needs water, mom and dad, house
Who fears the dark, spiders (unlike the Phui boys, who loves them enough to hold them by their little legs), and bees
Who gives Bakugans, love and help (This is one he had a really hard time with. I think he realized that he didn't give a whole lot)
Who would like to see Nick (Centrone), Kevin, and Haleigh (yes, his arch enemy from Harrisburg. He needs her help in Sly.)
Resident of Knoxville, TN
Yoder

As you can imagine, we had a lot of fun doing this! :)