Well, one morning when I got off work I came home and laid down with Christian in his bed. He had to get up for Scout Camp this week and was just waking up. This was a nice time to cuddle with him. Those cuddle times are very few and far between now that he is older. Anyways, we had the following conversation and I thought it was quite funny. It is a bit graphic for those of you who are squeamish about childbirth. Now, I need to mention that over a year ago (we were still living in Harrisburg, PA) Christian asked me how babies came out and I told him that the come out through the stomach or between the legs. He then asked me how he came out and I told him between the legs. He was not too happy about this. Now here is the recent conversation about the baby:
Christian: "Mom, how is the baby going to come out?"
Me: "I think that the baby will come out through the stomach."
Christian: "Ahh, man, she's lucky! I had to come out through the butt."
Me: "Yeah, and that was very difficult for me so that's why I think Arianna will come out through the stomach."
Christian: (pausing for a moment) "Well, I hope you cleaned yourself really good before I came out through your butt!!!"
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